Southern women Southern style

The first man married a woman from OHIO . He
told her  that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a
couple  of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean  house
and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married  a woman from MICHIGAN .
He gave his wife orders that she was to do  all the cleaning, dishes and
the cooking. The first day he didn't  see any results, but the next day
he saw it was better. By the  third day, he saw his house was clean, the
dishes were done and  there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a  girl from THE SOUTH. He
ordered her to keep the house cleaned,  dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed, and hot meals on the  table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see anything,  the second day he didn't see anything
but by the third day, some of  the swelling had gone down and he could
see a little out of his  left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he
could fix himself a  sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some
difficulty when  he  urinates

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.