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its place was a silver screw. All the doctors told his mother that
there was nothing they could do.
Like it or not, he was stuck with it . . . He was screwed.
The growing years were real tough, as all who saw the
screw made fun of him. He avoided leaving his house . . And
thus, never made any friends.
One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a monk
in Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was
thrilled. The next day, he took all of his life's savings and
bought a ticket to Nepal
After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant
monastery. The monk knew exactly why he had come. The* *guy was
told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the
following day when he awoke, the screw would have been
removed.. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep.
During the night, a purple fog floated in an open window. In the
mist floated a solid silver screwdriver. In just moments, the
screwdriver removed the screw and disappeared out the window.
The next morning when the man awoke, he saw the silver screw laying
on the pillow next to him. Reaching
down, he felt his navel, and there was no screw there! Jubilant, he
leaped out of bed . . . . And his butt fell off.
The moral is:
'Don't screw around with things you don't understand -- You could
lose your ass.'
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