Leather Humor

Leather Boy Humor
So I’m having a beer in a small pub when I hear motorcycles outside.The engines quiet and in the door walk eight leather-clad lads with boots and long chains dangling from their wallets and belt loops.( I assume that's so if their wallet falls our during a RIDE, it just bounces along the pavement until they get to their next stop?)

The place is empty but they see me and come right over and sit at the two tables next to mine. Soon they are drinking and getting loud. One turns to me and says,“You drivin’ that 18-wheeler old man?“ I reply in the positive. They all laugh and he says,“Well I always heard how tough and manly truckers are!“ They all laugh again.

He leans over and flips the bill of my Teamsters baseball cap with his finger - it flies off and lands on the floor behind me. They all laugh. Then he reaches over with a boot and kicks my aluminum walker and it goes spinning across the floor - one of the tennis balls comes off the back leg. They all laugh.

He stands up, leans across the table, picks up my beer mug and pours the last of my beer in my lap.( It would have been embarrassing except I had already peed my pants and so it worked as a sort of welcome camouflage.)

Now his lads were all laughing themselves silly. He says,“Come on trucker - tough guy, whatcha’ gonna’ do - are you a man?”
I get up and shuffle over - pick up my Teamsters cap and right my walker. I stop at the register and pay my tab. The waitress apologizes. I tell her no big deal - time I was back on the road anyway.

The waitress escorts me to the door, holds it till I shuffle on past and she steps back inside and walks over to the window.

The leather boys are hootin’ and laughing, giving high-fives to the one that had insulted me. Finally the noise settles some, he says to the waitress in a loud voice,“ Not much of a man was he sweetie?“

The waitress, still looking out the window says in a loud voice - to no one in particular,“ Guess not - and not much of a truck driver either - he just backed that fourty-foot trailer over that whole row of motorcycles.“
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